Samsung Galaxy S24

 

The Smartphone That'll Make You Go 'Wow, That's Sharp!' (And Maybe 'Ouch, That Price Tag!')

 

The Samsung Galaxy S24 is the latest iteration of the company's flagship smartphone lineup, and it's got a lot of people talking. Is it the best thing since sliced bread, or is it just a slightly improved version of last year's model? Let's take a look at the pros and cons of this sleek and powerful device.

Advantages:

Camera Upgrade: The S24 features a significant camera upgrade, with a 50MP main camera that can capture stunning, detailed photos. It's the kind of camera that makes you feel like a professional photographer, except instead of shooting cover-worthy portraits, you're just trying to get the perfect shot of your dog's latest nap.

Performance Boost: Powered by the latest Snapdragon processor, the S24 delivers blazing-fast performance, making it a great choice for gaming, multitasking, and everything in between. It's the kind of speed that makes you feel like you're riding a rocket-powered motorcycle, except instead of zipping through the streets, you're just trying to keep up with your social media feed.

Improved Battery Life: Samsung has made some tweaks to the S24's battery, resulting in improved endurance compared to previous models. It's the kind of battery life that makes you feel like you can conquer the world, except instead of scaling tall buildings, you're just trying to make it through your daily commute without your phone dying.

Sleek and Stylish Design: The S24 continues Samsung's tradition of crafting beautiful, premium-looking smartphones. It's available in a range of eye-catching colors, and the glass and metal construction give it a luxurious feel. It's the kind of phone that makes you feel like a fashion icon, except instead of strutting down the runway, you're just trying to keep it from slipping out of your butter-fingered hands.

Disadvantages:

 

High Price Tag: With a starting price of $799, the Samsung Galaxy S24 is not exactly a budget-friendly option. It's the kind of price tag that makes you feel like you're buying a gold-plated, diamond-encrusted paperweight, except instead of using it to weigh down your important documents, you're just trying to justify the cost to your significant other.

Incremental Upgrades: While the S24 does offer some notable improvements, many of the changes are relatively minor compared to the previous model. It's the kind of upgrade that makes you feel like you're playing a game of "spot the difference," except instead of winning a prize, you're just left wondering if it was really worth the money.

Lack of Headphone Jack: Samsung, like many other smartphone manufacturers, has decided to ditch the trusty headphone jack on the S24. It's the kind of decision that makes you feel like you're living in the future, except instead of flying cars and personal jetpacks, you're just stuck with a bunch of expensive wireless earbuds that you're constantly worried about losing.

Bloatware Concerns: As with many other Samsung devices, the S24 comes with a fair amount of pre-installed apps and services that some users may find unnecessary. It's the kind of bloatware that makes you feel like your phone is a crowded flea market, except instead of haggling for bargains, you're just trying to find the app you actually want to use.

 

Samsung Galaxy S24 detailed specifications

Build	OS	Android 14 OS
	UI	OneUI 6.1
	Dimensions	147 x 70.6 x 7.6 mm
	Weight	167 g
	SIM	Nano-SIM + eSIM or Dual SIM (2 Nano-SIMs + eSIM, dual stand-by)
	Colors	Onyx Black, Marble Grey, Cobalt Violet, Amber Yellow, Jade Green, Sandstone Orange, Sapphire Blue
Frequency	2G Band	SIM1: GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900 SIM2: GSM 850 / 900 / 1800 / 1900
	3G Band	HSDPA 850 / 900 / 1700(AWS) / 1900 / 2100
	4G Band	LTE band 1(2100), 2(1900), 3(1800), 4(1700/2100), 5(850), 7(2600), 8(900), 12(700), 13(700), 17(700), 18(800), 19(800), 20(800), 25(1900), 26(850), 28(700), 32(1500), 38(2600), 39(1900), 40(2300), 41(2500), 66(1700/2100)
	5G Band	SA/NSA/Sub6
Processor	CPU	Deca-core (1 x 3.2 GHz Cortex-X4 + 2 x 2.90 GHz Cortex-A720 + 3 x 2.60 GHz Cortex-A720 + 4 x 2.0 GHz Cortex-A520)
	Chipset	Exynos 2400 (4 nm)
	GPU	Xclipse 940
Display	Technology	Dynamic LTPO AMOLED 2X Capacitive Touchscreen, Multitouch
	Size	6.2 Inches
	Resolution	1080 x 2340 Pixels (~416 PPI)
	Protection	Corning Gorilla Glass Victus 2
	Extra Features	120Hz, HDR10+, 2600 nits (peak)
Memory	Built-in	128/256/512GB Built-in, 8GB RAM, UFS 3.1 - 128GB only, UFS 4.0
	Card	No
Camera	Main	Triple Camera: 50 MP, f/1.8, 24mm (wide), 1/1.56", Dual Pixel PDAF, OIS + 10 MP, f/2.4, 67mm (telephoto), 1/3.94", PDAF, OIS, 3x optical zoom + 12 MP, f/2.2, 13mm, (ultrawide), 1/2.55", Super Steady video, LED Flash
	Features	Auto HDR, panorama, Video (8K@24/30fps, 4K@30/60fps, 1080p@30/60/240fps, 1080p@960fps, HDR10+, stereo sound rec., gyro-EIS)
	Front	12 MP, f/2.2, 26mm (wide), Dual Pixel PDAF, 12 MP, f/2.2, 26mm (wide), Dual Pixel PDAF, Video (4K@30/60fps, 1080p@30fp)
Connectivity	WLAN	Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac/6e, tri-band, Wi-Fi Direct
	Bluetooth	v5.3 with A2DP, LE
	GPS	Yes + A-GPS support & Glonass, BDS, GALILEO
	USB	USB Type-C 3.2, OTG
	NFC	Yes
	Data	GPRS, Edge, 3G (HSPA 42.2/5.76 Mbps), 4G LTE-A (CA), 5G capable
Features	Sensors	Accelerometer, Barometer, Compass, FingerPrint (under display, ultrasonic), Gyro, Proximity
	Audio	32-bit/384kHz audio Tuned by AKG, Speaker Phone
	Browser	HTML5
	Messaging	SMS(threaded view), MMS, Email, Push Mail, IM
	Games	Built-in + Downloadable
	Torch	Yes
	Extra	Glass front + Gorilla Glass Victus 2), Glass back + Gorilla Glass Victus 2), Aluminum frame, IP68 dust/water resistant (up to 1.5m for 30 min), Armor aluminum 2 frame with tougher drop and scratch resistance (advertised), Document viewer, Photo/video editor
Battery	Capacity	(Li-ion Non removable), 4000 mAh
		- Fast charging 25W wired, PD3.0, 50% in 30 min (advertised), 15W wireless (Qi/PMA), 4.5W reverse wireless

 

 

In Conclusion:

The Samsung Galaxy S24 is a solid smartphone that offers a number of improvements over its predecessor. The camera upgrades, performance boost, and battery life enhancements make it a compelling choice for those in the market for a new Android flagship. However, the high price tag and incremental nature of the updates may leave some users feeling like they're not getting the best bang for their buck. Ultimately, it's a phone that caters to the needs of those who want the latest and greatest, but it may not be the most budget-friendly option for everyone. Just remember, as with any smartphone purchase, a healthy dose of humor can help you navigate the occasional frustration that comes with modern mobile technology.